Safe Luxury - rate this joke....rated R?

rate this joke....rated R?

a masked man goes to a sperm bank gun in hand. He finds the nurse and demands to be taken to the vault. She tries to tell him that there is no money, but he insists on going to the vault. Holding a gun to her head, he makes her take out 3 vials of specimen and orders her to drink them. She begs him not to, but he cocks the gun and orders her too. After she complies, the man removes his mask and she recognizes him as her husband. Confused she asks why? He says, Now that wasn't so f*&^*& hard was it? soccergurl: if you need an explanation, you're too young. just keep sleeping KiddoOoO, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Sorry

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Got it, now where do I rate it
eeewwwwww. thats rated XXX! but its funny.
haha thats a funny one! from 1 to 10, id give it a 9. :)
Rude, crude... and more rude and crude
LMMFAO. !!!!! I got 2 of my questions kicked off for sayin shit like that!!!!.... That was BEAUTIFUL!!! .... LOL... My the way, they don't call it a job for nothin!
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i rate that 10!!! because that is my favorite joke that i like to read when i need a laugh!
It's STILL not as funny as my all time favorite Weekly World News headline: "Girl Gives Birth to Chimp in Tragic Spermbank Mixup!"
I don't get it plz explain
ZzZzZzZz.. dont get it
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Now dats funny, Check this husband ...heheh The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
that is funny gross but funny. I give it a 10.
LMAO that was great!
Rate it A for clever and A for disgusting. I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!