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A bank robbery?!?

A masked man runs into the sperm bank with a gun, and goes to one of the ladies working there and tells everyone to freeze. The lady tries to explain to the man, "Look...there is no money here. We are a sperm bank and only have sperm in our vaults." The robber looks and sees a cart with containers filled with sperm and says to the lady, "I want you to grab one of the containers and drink the sperm in it or I will shoot you." The woman is scared and complies with his request. The man screams to grab another and drink it down. The lady is so frightened that she does so again. The man insists that she do it one more time, and she does. After this the man takes off his mask and the lady sees that it is her husband. Her husband then yells at her,"See, was that so hard to do!"

Public Comments

1. hahahahaha
2. That was funnier the first time I read it in Maxim...
3. hahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,, thats was great man!!!!
4. No you didn't; but you went there. te he /doc
5. lmao amen..amen
6. good one....lol
7. OMG! IT WAS ALRIGHT!
8. I would get 100 of those vials and make him drink it!!! I would KILL the b*a*s*t*a*r*d!!!!!
9. lol
10. LMAO THATS PRETTY FUNNY