Safe Luxury

how bout this one?

A BLOKE walked into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun, went up to the nurse and told her to open the vault. “But sir!” she said. “This is a sperm bank, there is nothing of value to you in there!” “I don’t care, just open it,” barked the bloke. The nurse opened the vault door and they went inside to where all the sperm samples were kept. “Now, take one of those sperm samples and drink it,” said the bloke. The nurse, fearing for her life, took a specimen jar and knocked back the contents. “Over there, drink those three as well,” commanded the gunman, and the nurse obediently swallowed down even more spoont. After she’d finished, the gunman pulled off his mask and said, “See, honey, it’s not that hard to do.”

Public Comments

1. ROFLMAO!!!! I was so not expecting that...that was funny
2. Can you say divorce? Thats what she should do.
3. good one :)
4. OMG! lol funny.. i'de be pissed.
5. ha, that was a shock i didn't expect that...lol
6. I don't get it.
7. Heard it before but 8/10 anyway...lol