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Why Is The Bank So Worried About Their Pen That They Have To Put It On A Chain?

You know the pen at the bank? Why is it on that damn chain? It drives me insane! They can leave both vaults open; sure, the MONEY, that's unimportant, but GOD FORBID someone should steal the friggin pen. There's only free ones THREE FEET AWAY! What kind of genius criminal mind walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, and STEALS THE PEN? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I BELIEVE there are better things to steal in a bank. What's he gonna do, shove it in his trench coat, run outside and dive into a getaway car? What they SHOULD do is tie a bungee cord to it. THEN we'd have a show. Or 500 feet of clear fishing line, so he'd be halfway outta town, smug grin on his face.....thinking crime DOES pay....and WHAM!!! If the pen is the only secure thing in a bank why can't they just hide all the money INSIDE THE PEN?

Public Comments

1. ...maybe they just want their customers to always have a pen handy. just a thought.
2. Most people don't intentionally walk off with pens; but it would still be inconvenient to other customers if there weren't one handy.
3. I WOULD agree with the people who previously posted that its to make sure that there is always a pen there for people to use, except that everyone I know always takes a pen with them when they go to the bank because yes the chain makes sure that the pen stays right there, but it does nothing about the fact that the pen is normally a piece of sh*t that wont write anyway...
4. Can you tell me Who are the Stupid who Steal the Pen, they are just putting it with a chain coz they have Lost it a lot of Times. Am i Right?
5. Ok, say someone takes the pen, accidentally... Someone else comes in and doesnt have a pen to use??? Very inconvenient! Make sense??