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which bank would you rob?

some crooks break their way into a bank vault and find hundreds of safes. they open the first safe and the only thing they find in there is a vanilla pudding. the head crook says, 'I’m hungry.' so they eat the pudding. they open up the second safe and there’s another vanilla pudding. so they devour it too. safe after safe, no money, only pudding. after all the safes had been opened, they were starting to feel ill from all that pudding. 'well,' they say, ‘we didn’t get any money, but at least we wont have to buy dinner tonight!' the next day on the news they hear: 'yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the world was robbed...'

Public Comments

1. umm not the sperm bank ....
2. i would not rob know bank. I don't want to go to jail.
3. that is so wrong yet so funny!
4. THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!
5. that joke will have me laughing all day, thanx
6. That's hilarious! a little perverted, but so good
7. sperm pudding i love it. keep um cuming
8. what Katz said made me laff get it "keep um 'cuming' " but the joke had me laffing so hard... ha ha ha
9. EEEEUUUUWWWWW LOL DAMN BOY WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE TIGHT JOKES? LOL THEY'RE TIGHT! AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I WOULDN'T ROB A BANK IT'S NOT RIGHT BUT IF I EVER DID I WOULD ROB A BANK WITH MONEY LOL
10. omg that was funny giving u a ten
11. Well at least it's fat free!