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If cooking naked safes? Also what shoes should I wear?

I am cooking for my guy pal for valentimes. I want to surprise him and cook in the nude. Is this safes? What precautions should I take? Also what shoes do I wear? I usualy cook in my house slippers. I am guessing that this is not ok. What shoes would be sexys? Should I wesr my church shoes?

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  1. wear clothes! wear ur church clothes ya nasty! or u will catch on fire!
  2. Ugh, why would you want to do that
  3. bahahahahhahahaha at what e-thug said :]
  4. wear an apron, pubes are flamable.
  5. No Cooking Naked is NOT SAFE. You can try going out for dinner( NAKED). I am pretty sure your guy will like that. LOL
  6. see my response to your previous question heels and lingerie will do something new that your significant other hasnt seen you in or maybe a sexy apron with nothing under
  7. I've cooked naked before, & I can tell you from personal experience, wear an apron!! Hot oil burn tender skin! as for foot wear, just wear shoes that are enclosed, & to be honest, I don't think he's going to notice what shoes your wearing.
  8. See if you can find some sort of transparent apron that is NOT flammable (VERY IMPORTANT).
  9. If you cook naked, he'll probably run away or avoid you for a very long time before you even get to feed him your food. I don't think cooking naked would be safe or sexy. I think it'd be gross. There's the hygiene problem. Plus...seeing a anyone naked might ruin my appetite.
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  11. Well, golly. Are you planning to cook something like fried chicken that might pop grease all over you? Are you going to cook over a fire pit, and if so, are your church shoes so high-heeled that they might make you fall into the fire (hmm, church shoes, hellfire...)? Or does "safe" mean safe from being jumped by your guy pal? Hope not, because the chances are pretty good... If you want to wear your house slippers, go ahead. If he even notices, he'll probably just laugh and then jump you anyway.
  12. just don't fry anything. you should wear stilettos.
  13. I suggest instead of cooking naked forget about hot food go with cold food You could be the platter it is served from
  14. You should wear an apron. Trust me. Burn scars are not nice. Paint toenails, whether male or female.
  15. i wouldn't suggest it. especially if your cooking with oil or anything that can splatter (ow! that would hurt). but good valentines day idea, il give you that!
  16. Wear an apron, and nothing else. I often go barefoot in the kitchen, but I'm sure whatever shoes you wear are fine.
  17. wow. there's just so much wrong here i don't know where to start. i guess i'll start with your avatar. it looks like it should be named Pat. because i can't tell if your genitals are external or internal from the picture. fortunately you cleared that up in your question. besides the atrocious grammar ("is this safes") your question is an oxymoron statement. what should i wear when cooking naked? hmmm, i dunno. what kind of whales fly? how long does it take the Sun to orbit the Earth? how intelligent are you? how do i install Final Cut Pro on my PC? and...church shoes? wow. if those are the sexiest shoes you have, this relationship is doomed. house slippers or nothing is better than church shoes. i think you should go buy a pair of these to cook in: http://www.shoeblitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crazy-lace-up-shoes.jpg it's like Andre Perugia forced Jimmy Choo to have sex with a Klingon and this was their love child. you should definitely buy a pair. that would be really "sexys". The Cheese has spoken.
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