Safe Luxury

You're trapped in a bank vault with Rosie O'Donnell, a slinky, an eggplant & a goat. What do you do?

Public Comments

1. Pray for a quick release or a quicker death! LOL
2. take my emergency capsule of cyanide...
3. Beat my head on the wall until I pass out.
4. Feed the eggplant to the goat. Then go to sleep. The bank manager will open it up in the morning.
5. I play with the slinky and feed the eggplant to the goat and maybe the goat with bite Rosie O'Donnell
6. Hey I have a clone. I just noticed that
7. Stuff the eggplant in her mouth, wrap the slinky around her neck and sit and pet the goat.
8. sent the goat after Rosie---they love to eat "leftovers"---eat the eggplant, then play with the slinky
9. I would feed Rosie O'Donnell to the goat and eat the eggplant myself, then play with the slinky to pass the time.
10. Okay here is what i would do i would throw the eggplant at rosie o'donnell the goat would see it and want to eat it he rams into her and she jumps at the vault door it would knock it down after that i would unlock the bank doors and unravel the slinky and use it as a "key" to lock the bank door so i get out safe and no one gets any richer from robbing the bank
11. Rosie and I could feed the goat the eggplant and use the slinky as a grooming comb while we chatted. Just think, she would have to listen to me in that vault. I hope there is money in there to line my shoes and bra with, lol.
12. say to the slinky..eggplant and goat...who,s that over there....
13. strangle Rosie with the slinky.
14. Play McGiver! I'll step on rosies shoulders, have the goat pass me the slinky and straighten in then use it to wiggle under the vault door, then use the eggplant as ... um.. fuel! For my mind cause obviously this isn't going to work.. .. dang it.. and I broke the slinky.
15. Strangle Rotard with the slinky,get the goat to bust us out, go home and make eggplant parmigiana for dinner and keep the goat as my loyal pet.
16. Feed the eggplant to the goat, play with the slinky, and pretend Rosie isn't there....and if we're trapped for too long, I hope the goat eats Rosie first....
17. Pray I'd pass out or go crazy. It would be the only way I could ever handle that situation. (but first I'd feed the goat. No reason he should suffer)
18. I make an angora goat sweater to keep warm; I eat the eggplant for sustainance; I drink goat's milk for protein; I unwind the slinky to use as a vice to keep Rosie's mouth closed. *smile* The goat? Well it's not baaaaaaaaaaahd company at all. (shame on you.... I didn't mean in that way)