Safe Luxury - Creative ideas on where to conceal small valuables in a home that will be unoccupied for many months?

Creative ideas on where to conceal small valuables in a home that will be unoccupied for many months?

I'm thinking about the size of small coin or ring. Where even the savviest burglar wouldn't look. I'm thinking along the lines of behind a switch plate, in a ziplock bag buried in cold fireplace ashes, in a bag of flour... that kind of thing (I know... I know..safe deposit box.. but that's no fun)

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What's the address and when will the home be vacant? I'll take a look and give you my thoughts. Cold fireplace ashes, you say?
Cut the head off a stuffed animal and shove your stuff in there, then sew it back up!
Turn off the water to your kitchen sink (both hot and cold shutoffs), open your J-trap for the drain, stick a sponge (or a piece of it) on the drain side, put item in, close j-trap. It takes two minutes
If they are small - why not just take them with you? Get a kitty litter box - put your stuff under the litter. Be sure to use bits of water to make the clumps. Leave it clumpy looking - nobody would touch that.
inside the cardboard tube of one of those wall mounted paper towel dispensers
How about the legs of the bedframe. Sew them inside the pocket of your clothes and leave them hanging in the closet. Get an old pair of shoes and remove the sole and place them in there and glue the sole back on the shoe.
Either you are a burglar that knows someone hid something and you can't find it and you need some ideas because you have run out or you want to give the burglars reading this tips on where to look for things that they haven't already thought of. So freeze it in some ice like the old timers did and save them some time.
Wrap it up in a diaper and put it in the trash can. I don't know of anyone who would open up an old diaper to see what's inside.
put them in box pour concrete around them