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How do I get the memory foam in my office chair to forget my smells?

I work in my underwear in my home office and my chair now reeks. I pass gas sometimes in the morning when I sit in my office. I am seriously looking for a safe and effective way to get the smell out of the memory foam. PLEASE - only serious responses!

Public Comments

1. febreeze or renitz spray for the chair. or put on sum damn pants
2. Febreeze fabric smell remover should do the trick
3. I would suggest getting a new chair but one way that does work is spraying orange TKO (diluted) on it. You can get it at longlifeunlimited.
4. Are people attracted to you in your underwear being put off by the smell.?
5. A product called Folex should work.
6. Woe! I had that problem before, I got a washable pillow and started sitting on it, that way you can continue to pass gas as you please, you will have to wash the pillow according to what you eat. Only other thing I could think of is, try sitting on a wooden chair, it isn't very comfy but it won't absorb the odor caused from you passing gas BUT, the up side is that you will get far funnier noises as you do your gas passing!
7. stop farting and shitting in your chairs.lol
8. Febreeze works great....just one thing, there is no way you will only get serious responses to this question! LOL!
9. Give it a rest!
10. Serious responses, that is almost as funny as the question. LOL I think you need to clean with a disinfectant and put the chair outside so it can air out, for goodness sakes please put on pants and the pillow idea is great too. For someone with a farting problem, you should do all 4 suggestions.
11. Febreeze might work, or hanging a car air freshener under the chair. I have the same problem with every car we've ever owned. My husband takes it to work once or twice, and it smells like butt for the rest of its life. If nothing else works, getting an upholstery shampooer (Walmart, vacuum aisle) may work. Our current car has leather seating, so I'm out of luck there, but it might work for you.
12. Try Febreeze. Think seriously about getting a washable cushion